What does it mean to be a Producer?

Newsflash:  I'm Producing a show.

Honestly, it wasn't until just recently that I realized that I was actually a Producer...and the current Producer of Helen on 86th St.  Pretty wild.  What have I done to earn that title?  Well, when I stopped to think about it, I realized that I've project-managed every aspect of this show's development thus far...and raised all the money (Well, almost all of it.  Only $694 left to go!)

But, if you really want to know what this job entails, check out this video:

Helen is somewhere between "a one-woman show about surviving a terrorist attack" and Mary Poppins and The Lion King so maybe we'll be okay.

But, just in case, does anyone have Hugh Jackman's number?